If ATLA Characters Were Theatre Nerds

This reads like a Tumblr post. I have no explanation. Only facts.

Aang: The Ringer

First freshman to be cast as a lead in like 100 years
He has the range (musicals, contemporary, period pieces, drama, comedy, improv, absurdism)
So humble nobody can hate him even though they're all super jealous
Always forgets about the sign-in sheet
Entire wardrobe is show shirts

Katara: Stage Manager of Our Hearts

Keeper of the first aid kit
Memorizes everyone's lines/blocking and knows immediately if they mess up no matter how minor the mistake
DO NOT TOUCH THE PROP
Actively seeks out new people and invites them to participate--also super encouraging to everyone during auditions
Mom friend(TM) until the cast party hits and then you can bet she's blowing off some steam

Sokka: Mr. Student Director Sir

Innovative ideas but terrible time management
Ruthless about off-book day
Always wins at Zip Zap Zop
King of changing the blocking every rehearsal right up to tech week
Lies and says he'll only be at opening but secretly attends every performance in a disguise

Suki: Stage Combat Queen

Amazing fight skills but not a great dancer so no musicals for you
Still cast in like seven minor roles every season bc Sokka always finds a way to work in his combat scene for her
Queen of wearing a fake mustache to play a dude because only three guys auditioned
Go-to girl if you need help with stage makeup
Love her but she cannot find her light for heck

Toph: Stage Crew Superhero

Was cast in ensemble one time and hated it; switched to stage crew and refuses to do anything else
No matter how impossible the scene change, she gets it done y'all
Queen of finding misplaced props five seconds before they're needed onstage
Special bumpy spike tape because accommodations (WHY DOESN'T THIS EXIST IN REAL LIFE)
Fatal flaw is she always, always, always talks backstage at the moment everything is supposed to be silent and the audience can hear

Zuko: Bad Boy? Yeah No

Uncle forced him to join theatre club to make new friends and he thought it was dumb at first but now he takes it super seriously
Will shush you if he hears you talking backstage and tattles if you eat in costume
There's always that ONE line he will say a million different ways, all of them wrong
Loses his script constantly
One time an audience member's phone went off and he almost broke character to give them a piece of his mind

Mai: Emo Theatre Kid

Ty Lee: Perpetual Ensemble

Amazing dancer but gets too nervous during auditions so she's always in ensemble
Biggest talent is being able to fall asleep anywhere backstage and magically wakeup right before her cue
Brings cookies for everyone on opening
Knows all the choreography to every song from SIX
Steals all of the bobby pins from wardrobe

Jet: "That Guy"

Got cast because he's tall and an upperclassman and y'know...only three guys auditioned
Never has a pencil to take down notes
Misses his cue because he's too busy flirting with the ensemble
Paraphrases his way through his monologue but honestly isn't a bad actor, so they always let it slide...
Nowhere to be found on opening so Katara has to go on in his stead and she's never forgiven him since

Azula: The Girl Who Thinks She's Heather Chandler

Writes fictional characters' names in all the spots on the audition sheet so she's the only one who can officially sign up
Gets mad when she's not cast as the lead role and quits because of it
Uses Ty Lee's free ticket to attend so she can post on Facebook later about how dumb it was
Purposefully shows up 15 minutes late to performances and waits to go to the restroom until intermission is over
Is the reason Zuko's script is always missing

Austen Weathersby